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Old May 10, 2006, 04:54 AM // 04:54   #281
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842. When you buy the collector's addition for the cloth map.
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Old May 10, 2006, 09:23 AM // 09:23   #282
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843. when u go into the toilet and shout " To The Limit"
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Old Jun 12, 2006, 05:52 AM // 05:52   #283
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^ 843.= said before--

844. when you stand and stare on your toons armor and gear for almost an hour
845. when you calculate on the bus or before you sleep how much money your next fow armor piece will cost you and how much time you need to farm for it (guilty )
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Old Jun 12, 2006, 06:00 AM // 06:00   #284
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846. When you kill a giant wasp, you expect a green to drop for you.
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Old Jun 12, 2006, 06:55 AM // 06:55   #285
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847. Before you go to bed, you replay the entire GVG match in your head you just lost which was the reason why you decide to call it a night in the first place.

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Old Jun 12, 2006, 06:57 AM // 06:57   #286
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848. When you wake up, you watch the match again just to see what you did wrong and end up spending the day perfecting position.
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Old Jun 12, 2006, 07:04 AM // 07:04   #287
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849. When you've been playing for at least 10 hours straight only leaving the monitor for food,water and the ocassional peeeeaabreak
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Old Jun 12, 2006, 07:10 AM // 07:10   #288
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850. When you don't even understand what 'please take a break' means.
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Old Jun 12, 2006, 07:34 AM // 07:34   #289
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851: so here i was, looking for a decent monk wand in my inventory. im looking intently at it....my eyes wander..... and here i am staring at a dam pen beside my computer. ya....felt stupid. whats the damage on a dam pen anyway?
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Old Jun 12, 2006, 07:59 AM // 07:59   #290
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852. You found out you just aced your spanish oral exams, you go home, get outta the car and hum to the tune of GW:FACTIONS LOG IN SCREEN. . . .
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Old Jun 12, 2006, 08:13 AM // 08:13   #291
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853. You call your Tae Kwon Do instructer a n00b assassin. Yes, I'm getting tired and am running out of ideas quick.

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851: so here i was, looking for a decent monk wand in my inventory. im looking intently at it....my eyes wander..... and here i am staring at a dam pen beside my computer. ya....felt stupid. whats the damage on a dam pen anyway?
1-4 damage. +3 damage to girls.

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852. You found out you just aced your spanish oral exams, you go home, get outta the car and hum to the tune of GW:FACTIONS LOG IN SCREEN. . . .
Wow, just wow.
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Old Jun 12, 2006, 08:51 AM // 08:51   #292
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When you play with your band a cover of Login Screen by Factions (man this song owns)
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Old Jun 12, 2006, 08:51 AM // 08:51   #293
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^854 you forgot yer number!!
855: You're getting tired and running out of ideas real quick and you still won't go to bed because you're spamming in a GW forums.

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Old Jun 12, 2006, 09:17 AM // 09:17   #294
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856: When in public you randomly throw all your clothes off and yell OMGZZZ NAKED DANCE PARTY!!

857: When you see someone dancing, you run up next to them and yell /dance* when they restart their routine.

858: When you run up to random people carrying your cat and ask them to trade mini pets.

859: When asked if you’re ready to go you say 1.

860: When yer talking on a messenger, you always have to hit enter before you type.

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Old Jun 13, 2006, 11:57 PM // 23:57   #295
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861: your goal in life is to have every single title in the game and IRL
862: When someone you love dies, you say "OMG!! Does anyone have a Rez signet?"
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Old Jun 14, 2006, 12:47 AM // 00:47   #296
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863. You draw a rune of Superior Vigor on yourself thinking you'll live longer.

864. You type in /age in gw and it says. "Over all characters you have been playing for 134654174571 hours". And thats only 1 of your 10 accounts...

865. You make an imaginary friends list in your mind and you add all of your friends to it and it tells you whether or not they're awake or not. Then you try it PM them.
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Old Jun 14, 2006, 02:25 AM // 02:25   #297
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866: you spammed in public that you have FoW armor

867: when the cashier asked for your payment, you gave the cashier your custom made platiniums and gold pieces

868: when you go to get a tattoo, you ask for a 15k scar pattern
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Old Jun 14, 2006, 02:36 AM // 02:36   #298
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869) When you "interrupt" a meeting of your boss (Bad joke)

870) When you ask 100k+ecto in a pet shop for a pet

871) When you see Celestials creature in a clearly sky during the night
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Old Jun 14, 2006, 03:03 AM // 03:03   #299
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872: when you see a RL monks, you asked the monks to join your group for farming or a mission
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Old Jun 15, 2006, 12:16 PM // 12:16   #300
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873: You go to a store that sells those electrical current glass balls and ask for one custom made in the shape of a bow, to look like a Storm Bow

874: You go to Hot Topic for some sick Necro wear

875: You take your dog for a walk to level him up

876: You watch Pulp Fiction and say "OMG John Travolta is doing the male Warrior dance!"

877: You watch Riverdance and say, "look, Mesmer dancers!"

878: You meet Marilyn Manson and ask him, "are you MM or Orders?"

879: You meet Cher and ask her the same

880: You join the Minuteman Project to deport the illegal alien Luxons from the United States of Cantha

881: You switch sides because you like the Luxon armor better

882: You start using your bank check book to keep track of your storage gold

883: You become a paramedic to Resurrect people in the ambulance with those shocker things, just so you can say "I'm using Resurrect on (person's name)!" and post about it here.

884: You buy a cape from a costume store and recreate your guild emblem on it

885: People mistake you for an Anarchist because you wear a black ranger's mask

886: Before leaving the house, someone says "don't forget the keys" as in car keys and you immediately think of treasure chest keys.

887: You go around wearing a Santa hat even though it's not Christmas

888: You put the letters "WTS" or "WTB" on garabge sale signs and ads on buletin boards

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